As a result of 3.4 minutes of silence says greater than Musk ever might.
02:24 AM CDT, June 8, 2025.
The White Home Wi-Fi drops. For precisely 3.4 minutes, the digital coronary heart of American management flatlines.
Screens freeze. Tablets stall.
Mics go useless. Briefings collapse.
Then — one sign stays:
Elon Musk’s X feed.
Glowing. Posting. Memeing by means of the outage like an area gremlin with admin entry.
Simply hours after Tesla misplaced $340 billion in market cap.
Coincidence? Or orbital flex?
Starlink isn’t simply broadband. It’s personal infrastructure within the sky:
- 5,000+ satellites
- Laser-linked, low-latency
- Speeds that make your native ISP appear to be a fax machine
- No middlemen. No permission. Simply orbit-based dominance
It’s quick. It’s international. It’s Elon’s.
And it runs the White Home’s connection.
Till it doesn’t.
