Earlier this 12 months, I used to be thumbing via Fb Market after I got here throughout a “hearth piano” on the market. I clicked the itemizing anticipating that “hearth” meant “cool,” however discovered one thing way more literal: a pyrotechnic piano, MacGyvered to spit flames from its prime each time a participant tickled the keys.
Within the temporary description that accompanied the publish, the California-based vendor recounted how he had been hand-building the piece till “an harm took him out of the store.” He was now asking $2,000 for the piano, which he thought of 90 p.c full. That this artist was thwarted from realizing his freaky imaginative and prescient left me each astonished and unusually melancholy. I spent the remainder of that night time questioning if he grew up tinkering with pianos, and if he missed the method of constructing them. For a second I even thought of asking him what this exceptional piece would appear to be if he’d seen it via.
I’ve been parsing different folks’s wares since earlier than Fb Market debuted in 2016. I typically enterprise to Los Angeles flea markets, thrift outlets and swap meets tucked away in highschool parking tons, drive-in film theaters and enigmatic storefronts. I’ll cease by property gross sales on weekends to comb via issues like chess-piece-molding kits from the Nineteen Seventies and miniature cocktail shakers. I’m extra drawn to the aura surrounding these objects, and the tales I think about they may inform, than I’m the objects themselves. A day spent roaming an property sale nurtures my curiosity in regards to the objects that make a life, what retains significance as time glints by and what folks select to let go of as their environment change they usually do, too.
An identical impulse took me to Fb Market, but to name it a digital thrift store underplays how distinctive and weird the platform is. Fb correct isn’t the very best prism via which to think about somebody’s existence, however its Market utility nonetheless yields surprises reasonably than serving up — or, no less than, solely serving up — algorithmic slop. It gives me with the tales I can think about solely after I’m shopping via outlets. Market is distinct in that these oddities aren’t sometimes divorced from their contexts: The sellers’ descriptions can vary from explaining, say, what introduced 68 pairs of salt and pepper shakers into their lives, or why they have been parting with an motion determine of a random jacked man (the vendor apparently thought the toy was Dwayne [the Rock] Johnson when he purchased it).
The ephemera populating Fb Market has remodeled a nook of the community right into a locus of awe, maybe even delight. On this manner, my behavior of scrolling via Fb Market isn’t simply an enhancement of the in-person thrifting expertise. To gaze upon its elementary weirdness is sort of a type of time journey, a callback to the whimsy that outlined the Net 1.0 period. These quirky choices are the kinds of stuff you would anticipate from a spot like Stumbleupon — a bygone website from the web of yore that includes a button that, when clicked, took you to a random web site. The objects on Fb Market are jumbled in so haphazardly that they remind me of the lawless tumble of photographs that graced GeoCities’ pages.
As a millennial who recollects how enjoyable the nascent web might be, it’s a aid to seek out one thing that feels harking back to that point. It serves me such unusual juxtapositions as a surprising midcentury amber glass “swag lamp” to right away comply with a “distinctive pockets” that includes pleather wrinkles forming a terrifying face. This anarchic show is like gazing into somebody’s hallway closet rammed with tchotchkes they couldn’t discover one other place for. It’s exactly the place slivers of humanity emerge.
In a single itemizing, a vendor was eliminating stylish lamps, couches, lounge chairs and a eating desk amid an ongoing divorce. Within the caption he defined needing to “promote the whole lot off and cut up the proceeds.” “All objects are in nice form and have been effectively taken care of,” he went on. “Be form, it’s been exhausting.” One other itemizing, that includes a baseball cap emblazoned with the phrases “Shit Present Supervisor,” was described as a present from the vendor’s son: “Single parenting at its best.” (As if to push back any miserable implications, he reassured potential consumers that the hat was a enjoyable one.) Listings like these have made me take into account how objects can turn into charged with reminiscences we cherish, nevertheless tough they have been on the time we have been experiencing them; and the way giving up these objects can really feel like mourning components of ourselves that we’re compelled to dilute or depart behind.
By staring into this cupboard of chaos, I’ve realized in regards to the weird objects that make up a life. I’ve tumbled down the rabbit gap of out of date furnishings, like gossip chairs. However these dives have principally made me sit with the fact that, due to restricted cash or area, or private disagreements, we should generally quit issues we cherish — however these objects’ significance can no less than be handed on to another person.
I’ve ended up shopping for simply two objects from Fb Market: a marble espresso desk and a luxurious recliner. However buying objects there’s nearly irrelevant. It seems that I don’t actually need to purchase a cheeseburger-shaped lamp. I do, nevertheless, need to know in regards to the lifetime of the one that, at one level, couldn’t reside with out that lamp.
